Wednesday, July 8, 2009

WTF?

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

DETHKLOK!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, Dethklok = gayest shit in the world

Anonymous said...

dethklok is funny, not gay.

Anonymous said...

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Anonymous said...

Correction: Dethklok is gay, not funny.

dr. rockzo said...

commentators #2 - #5: you are retards (and probably 15 years old). metalocalypse IS funny as fuck.

dr. rockzo said...

...cause I'm a 12,5 years old and overweight, I got pimples on face and have just grown my first pubic hair. Last year I was collecting pokemon coins and thought that Harry Potter is hot but this year I dig Metalocalypse and I hope my mom will buy me a Dethklock lunch box so I could take it to school. By the way, I think that Lordi is sexy - true metal band!

Anonymous said...

My mom took me to Hot Topic to do some back to school shopping. I bought this fucking sick Dethklok shirt there.

dr. rockzo said...

@ dr. rockzo 2:

seems i hit the spot there: you really are retarded. (and probably 15 years old).

Anonymous said...

dr. cockzo, the only thing that a troubled teenage cunt like you can hit is your own obese hand. So wash it up from melted Mars bar, grab your micropenis and go watch Faggotocalypse. Maybe tonight Dethklok is gonna meet Teletubbies and give them all blowjobs

dr. rockzo said...

Oh shit, my mom had just discovered the collection of German scat movies on my iPod and now she won't allow me to surf the Internet, order super size KFC nuggets bucket and watch Dragonball. I hate my life and I want to die!!!
So the next guy who's gonna use my nick is an imposter. See ya!

the trve dr. rockzo said...

the last two pos(t)ers appear to suffer from severe confusion about their sexuality. discuss.

the trvest dr. rockzo said...

^stop imposting, nigga or I'm telling my mom!
Anybody like Tokio Hotel? I think they're shit hot and almost as good as Dethklok

Anonymous said...

^ tokio hotel had more pussy with 15 than you will have in your entire life.

Anonymous said...

^ sure, they all had a pussy of their singer. I heard she's very keen on gangbangs and deepthroats

Anonymous said...

And when you think that seeing Placebo and Dethklok fans arguing over here about their favorite shitty bands is weird, a Tokio Hotel lover is making his coming-out.
Something is really wrong with the America's youth of today.

Anonymous said...

only fuckin homosexuals listen 2 dethkock.

Anonymous said...

"tokio hotel had more pussy"
are you fuckin' sick? Their audience consists of 11 y.o. girls, you paedo!

Besides they're all fuckin' poofs

Anonymous said...

the memburz ov dethklok fingur eech uthurs pusseez

Anonymous said...

dr. rockzo, at least u r not confused 'bout your sexuality - u r a fag and u know it

Anonymous said...

It has been scientifically proven that 98% of Dethklok fans are homosexuals.

Anonymous said...

...and 100% of Tokio Hotel fans were sexually abused by their fathers

Anonymous said...

^ you would know.

Anonymous said...

^ yes, cause I saw a picture of you suckin' your dad's off after he gave you a lift to a TH show

Anonymous said...

Tokio Hotel fans are fucking poofters - just like their idols

Anonymous said...

I believe you are reminiscing in your own Dethklok concert experience. Please, don't project the painful memories of your own sexual abuse on others.

Anonymous said...

^I don't listen to Dethklok, you ballsucker. Dethklok is almost as gay as this bunch of teenage German transsexuals.
But if you felt offended with a Tokio Faggots remark, than something must be terribly wrong with you, kid

Anonymous said...

Hmm. You guys sure do know quite a bit about Tokio Hotel fans. I bet you gays are closet fans yourselves. ;)

queers.

Anonymous said...

^Yes, I do know quite a bit about you and your friends cause I saw a special CNN report about hippy, Tokio Hotel worshipping, suburban teenage paederasts.
Apparently you earn cash by sucking elder men scrotums in the malls' parkings and then you spend it in your local Hot Topic store on Jonas Brothers t-shirts and Dragonball collectibles. So know wipe that stale semen from your face and go crying in your Dethklok pillow while listening to the last Tokio Hotel single you stole from soulseek, you spotty poof loser

Anonymous said...

^ Oh wow. That was creative. Good job man.
Too bad you watch CNN. Fag.

Nah said...

Lol @ People judging each other based on what bands they like.

And that is so half-assed, TERRIBLE looking cosplay.

Anonymous said...

Being a "Dethklok fan" sounds like "Spinal Tap fan".

Anonymous said...

DIMMU BURGER AND BURZUMS FTW!
shit is funnny ;]

Anonymous said...

Anonymous, you are fucking gay!