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DETHKLOK!!!!
Yes, Dethklok = gayest shit in the world
dethklok is funny, not gay.
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
Correction: Dethklok is gay, not funny.
commentators #2 - #5: you are retards (and probably 15 years old). metalocalypse IS funny as fuck.
...cause I'm a 12,5 years old and overweight, I got pimples on face and have just grown my first pubic hair. Last year I was collecting pokemon coins and thought that Harry Potter is hot but this year I dig Metalocalypse and I hope my mom will buy me a Dethklock lunch box so I could take it to school. By the way, I think that Lordi is sexy - true metal band!
My mom took me to Hot Topic to do some back to school shopping. I bought this fucking sick Dethklok shirt there.
@ dr. rockzo 2:
seems i hit the spot there: you really are retarded. (and probably 15 years old).
dr. cockzo, the only thing that a troubled teenage cunt like you can hit is your own obese hand. So wash it up from melted Mars bar, grab your micropenis and go watch Faggotocalypse. Maybe tonight Dethklok is gonna meet Teletubbies and give them all blowjobs
Oh shit, my mom had just discovered the collection of German scat movies on my iPod and now she won't allow me to surf the Internet, order super size KFC nuggets bucket and watch Dragonball. I hate my life and I want to die!!!
So the next guy who's gonna use my nick is an imposter. See ya!
the last two pos(t)ers appear to suffer from severe confusion about their sexuality. discuss.
^stop imposting, nigga or I'm telling my mom!
Anybody like Tokio Hotel? I think they're shit hot and almost as good as Dethklok
^ tokio hotel had more pussy with 15 than you will have in your entire life.
^ sure, they all had a pussy of their singer. I heard she's very keen on gangbangs and deepthroats
And when you think that seeing Placebo and Dethklok fans arguing over here about their favorite shitty bands is weird, a Tokio Hotel lover is making his coming-out.
Something is really wrong with the America's youth of today.
only fuckin homosexuals listen 2 dethkock.
"tokio hotel had more pussy"
are you fuckin' sick? Their audience consists of 11 y.o. girls, you paedo!
Besides they're all fuckin' poofs
the memburz ov dethklok fingur eech uthurs pusseez
dr. rockzo, at least u r not confused 'bout your sexuality - u r a fag and u know it
It has been scientifically proven that 98% of Dethklok fans are homosexuals.
...and 100% of Tokio Hotel fans were sexually abused by their fathers
^ you would know.
^ yes, cause I saw a picture of you suckin' your dad's off after he gave you a lift to a TH show
Tokio Hotel fans are fucking poofters - just like their idols
I believe you are reminiscing in your own Dethklok concert experience. Please, don't project the painful memories of your own sexual abuse on others.
^I don't listen to Dethklok, you ballsucker. Dethklok is almost as gay as this bunch of teenage German transsexuals.
But if you felt offended with a Tokio Faggots remark, than something must be terribly wrong with you, kid
Hmm. You guys sure do know quite a bit about Tokio Hotel fans. I bet you gays are closet fans yourselves. ;)
queers.
^Yes, I do know quite a bit about you and your friends cause I saw a special CNN report about hippy, Tokio Hotel worshipping, suburban teenage paederasts.
Apparently you earn cash by sucking elder men scrotums in the malls' parkings and then you spend it in your local Hot Topic store on Jonas Brothers t-shirts and Dragonball collectibles. So know wipe that stale semen from your face and go crying in your Dethklok pillow while listening to the last Tokio Hotel single you stole from soulseek, you spotty poof loser
^ Oh wow. That was creative. Good job man.
Too bad you watch CNN. Fag.
Lol @ People judging each other based on what bands they like.
And that is so half-assed, TERRIBLE looking cosplay.
Being a "Dethklok fan" sounds like "Spinal Tap fan".
DIMMU BURGER AND BURZUMS FTW!
shit is funnny ;]
Anonymous, you are fucking gay!
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