Wednesday, April 7, 2010

They say prison makes you look older...

51 comments:

AXEL said...

This is not funny. He got more balls than you.

Anonymous said...

definitely he´s got licked more balls than i did...

Anonymous said...

One can say that he was served lots of balls in prison, especially in the shower

Anonymous said...

Wah! I worship Varg n dis is not funnie!!!!!!!!! fuk u fagits!

Blackened said...

Haha, look how this guy sucks, because he listens to metal. Also, don't forget to buy our products!

Anonymous said...

Why is Varg here? He is one of the most True Norwegian Black Metalers and we must respect him.
There are more black posers, I wont to have fun with them, not to watch Varg here. ...And I actualy like this one.

Anonymous said...

Why is Varg here? He is one of the most True Norwegian Black Metalers and we must respect him.
There are more black posers, I wont to have fun with them, not to watch Varg here. ...And I actualy like this one.

Anonymous said...

trv grvm blvkkk mvtvl 4 lyfv!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

vikernes is a nazi faggot. His music is even worse than average black metal. ... Burzum is shit . .. so fuck it assholes...

El Patas said...

HAIL VARG!!! HAIL BURZUM!!! 88

Anonymous said...

"He is one of the most True Norwegian Black Metalers and we must respect him" what is this bullshit? Just because this dickhead killed Euronymous and made few "this actually does not suck that much ass" records? Or because he is from Norway and you are not but would like to be? FUCK OFF! I respect those who deserve it.

Anonymous said...

He's a nazi backstabbing cocksucker and he deserved to be pumped in the ass by a bunch of Turkish car-thieving inmates

Anonymous said...

Yeah, go on, worship that undernourished fag. But explain why would you so? Because he cowardly stabbed his friend, because he set an antique building on fire or because he dreams of taking it up the ass from Der Fuhrer? Some of his music is not half bad, but still this nazi bitch is hardly a role model. Funny how some Latinos idolize Kristian (haha) Vikernes. Inside of his demented head, he surely considers you subhumans so don't expect him to visit Brazil or Chile anytime soon

Anonymous said...

Varg serviced my chocolate hole in the slammer. Take it from a Turkish car thief, that nazi can toss a mean salad.

El Patas said...

^That was me who wrote that. HEIL VARG! 88 & 69! PISS & HATE!

Anonymous said...

HALE VARG VIKERNUS!!!!!!!!
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[J] said...

I hate you all.

Anonymous said...

good i feast up on ur hate! u r a pathetic piece ov shit waste

[J] said...

Good. I feast up on you feasting up on my hate. Hope you break all your limbs and die of dehydration.

Anonymous said...

nice picture

Anonymous said...

Beware. He can kill you. hahaha

Anonymous said...

^but only if he wakes you up in the middle of the night with a knife hidden in his pants, pretending that he wants to talk about business issues

Anonymous said...

It's physically painful seeing how bad some you are at spelling.

Anonymous said...

its fisically paneful 2 c how gay u r!

Anonymous said...

I don't know why everyone is arguing. It's a known fact that black metallers are a bunch of fucking fairies anyway.

Anonymous said...

Varg isn't true Black Metal, he don't wear facepaint

Anonymous said...

Because he uses semen instead of paint

Anonymous said...

So that's how he gets that smooth complexion

Metal Dick said...

used to like to make fun of him in the mid 90's not funny anymore he and his legion of fans are just pathetic.
I would have respected him if he had commited suicide after the release of Bealus (Jon Nodveit style).

Anonymous said...

hijo de mil putas, y su cara de polaca...

Anonymous said...

His look just says, "You mean to tell me not a single one of you poser faggots actually read my books..?"

El Patas said...

I read his latest book, "Dropping soap for dummies" and liked it a lot. Lovely reading and a trve kvlt!

El Patas said...

You are not the true Patas!! puto maricon de mierda!!!

El Patas said...

Yo soy un Patas verdadero y soy un maricón de mierda!!! Hail Varg!

Anonymous said...

yea fuck you faggot gimps.. Varg kicks ass.. n if i knew were you disrespecting cunts lived (n were close) id rock over and cum on ya dead mums fuck holes while i stab u up n then burn ya shack down and surrounding cunts houses...panzy fuck dogs....die slow......

Anonymous said...

oh shit...i just jizzed my pants...it's for you Varg!!!

Anonymous said...

He just wants to look like a wise, experienced man, nothing else. Maybe like Odin himself.

Anonymous said...

Varg looks like Obi Wan in this picture haha. By the way, he's not a nazi, but a odinist, just read his words on the site burzum.org.

Anonymous said...

ARGHAHAhA!@!!! i m gunna fukin kil ppl dat tink dat Varg is a fag n if i new were u live i wood com fukk u nigger luvers up!!!!!!!!!! i wood burn u fuker like i burn chruches n Varg is a fukin god.

norik838 said...

Varg is so Jewish. Go back to Israel ye fag!

Anonymous said...

this guy is a duster

Benign said...

hail thy unholy serpent of terror!! its varg the mighty vikernessss! techno anybody?

Benign
www.thebulletbelt.blogspot.com

Felipe said...

STUPID NAZI ASS

Anonymous said...

Varg is the reason I masturbate the 7th time each time.

Vikernes is my gooooooodddd!!!!11111
Not.

Anonymous said...

I just LOVE how you fuckers don't know shit about varg and then go around a fucking site trash talking about him. Euronymous kicked him in the chest first, varg beat his ass, then euronymous ran to get a knife, so varg did the same thing.Would you stay there and wait until some faggot stabbed ur ass to death? No fuck that. Euronymous deserved it, fuck you all you cunts. *o*

Anonymous said...

^ where did you get that shit from? Vikernes-loving gay community message board?
If only your beloved Kristiano (Ronaldo) wasn't such a coward cocksucker, his cat-fight with Euro might've been actually quite funny to watch. Two skinny spotty virgins pulling each other hair in the name of unholiness - FVCKIN' KVLT!!!

Goat Vomit said...

well hes buff now

Neutral said...

Believe what you want, I like some of his music for it's atmosphere and I don't really get all that shit about "he was fucked in prison, he's gay" and blah blah blah, if stuff like this (which isn't even true, I suppose or atleast there's no evidence) really matters to you, well... you're pretty much pathetic scum. If he's a nazi.. well, he's a nazi, still he has kick-ass beard and hair. :)

Neutral said...

...hair on ass, I mean. I totally dig that!

Tempest Nightingale LeTrope said...

He's beginning to develop a bit of a Gandalf look about him. I will say that if nothing else, Vikernes is authentic. He doesn't pose as "tough" or try to be the "bad ass." He's true to himself. If that happens to make him tough or a bad ass, so it goes. But he isn't trying too hard, like so many pictured on this site--to amusing ends!

Anonymous said...

STOP INSULTIN HIM HE IZ TOO KOOL AND DIS IS OFENSIV ;_________________; RESPECT MY BITCH >:(((( *faints*