tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post2178842099684504218..comments2023-12-22T03:16:39.256+01:00Comments on Metalsucks - Metal Rocks, but Rock doesn't Metal.: The Fifth Emperor revealed.The Metalsucks Crewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02678526988911428453noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-73545663666246026182011-04-05T23:06:55.546+02:002011-04-05T23:06:55.546+02:00EpicEpicSagamorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17105672849376759592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-1126389816649574872011-01-25T08:41:56.277+01:002011-01-25T08:41:56.277+01:00LOL@EmperorLOL@EmperorAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-78929068858423299402010-11-05T00:45:59.154+01:002010-11-05T00:45:59.154+01:00Father Nurgle is here!!Father Nurgle is here!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-59621366639056171352010-10-14T10:52:13.218+02:002010-10-14T10:52:13.218+02:00^He must get laid all the time,m all right. No onc...^He must get laid all the time,m all right. No once could stand upright with that body of a pig for too longAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-10327528511076007082010-09-21T11:41:38.218+02:002010-09-21T11:41:38.218+02:00Fat Freak..Fat Freak..Clit Biternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-82192448481210641382010-09-05T05:30:28.823+02:002010-09-05T05:30:28.823+02:00BAH...
I've seen that Fat Man at several show...BAH...<br /><br />I've seen that Fat Man at several shows in recent history, and my guess is he gets laid a fuckload more than any of you posers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-90676926396640070762010-06-02T21:36:14.643+02:002010-06-02T21:36:14.643+02:00The Australian "lady" is in fact a fag. ...The Australian "lady" is in fact a fag. He will welcome your invitation thoughAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-55386946458769242922010-05-27T20:01:17.395+02:002010-05-27T20:01:17.395+02:00as for austrailian lady hit me up with an email de...as for austrailian lady hit me up with an email detsorgsekalf has a following there so maybe <br /><br />Rab@northernstormrecords.com thats the email feel free to spam as much as you like or send me naked photos ill send you naked photos as well might not be of me but still you give me porn ill give you porn its a a code of honorRob Crannyhttp://www.myspace.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-19359006391938013102010-05-27T19:59:32.567+02:002010-05-27T19:59:32.567+02:00i love it that peoples only complant is im fat the...i love it that peoples only complant is im fat the music is obviously horrible and ment as a joke but the only you can notice is there is a fat guy fronting it. Good for you you can point out the obvious mom must be so proud <br /><br />Think what you will of me but im a heavy and well respected member of the heavy metal community and give it a few months you will be in line to suck my fat cockRob Crannyhttp://www.northernstormrecords.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-76713628086981072352010-04-30T00:42:14.550+02:002010-04-30T00:42:14.550+02:00Shallow fucks.Shallow fucks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-2747541924722970732010-04-25T12:12:39.554+02:002010-04-25T12:12:39.554+02:00i hate you Rob...but still i think you're hot....i hate you Rob...but still i think you're hot...when you're in australia call me...love ya...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-8587973991985012052010-04-25T11:40:39.303+02:002010-04-25T11:40:39.303+02:00Hey detsorgsekalf is my fav band ever you guys are...Hey detsorgsekalf is my fav band ever you guys are so cool!...not...<br />Rob Cranny i hate you, i know were you live and im gonna come over and smack the fat outa your piece of shit body you canadian faggot... do every one a favor lose sum weight by shoting yourself in the gut...ya fat fuck...your not metal your just heavy...(thell need a fork lift to carry ya fat corpse to the morgue) go make some gay doom metal ya queer cunt...ps...fuck you...i hate you...posers... dieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-72208387566377414792010-03-22T15:32:22.594+01:002010-03-22T15:32:22.594+01:00Please post more TRVE black metal pics like Detsor...Please post more TRVE black metal pics like Detsorgekalv!!! I mean, if Emperor are cool with having their pic taken with him, he must rule!!DIMMUBLACK666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-77818502303420308632010-03-10T20:20:23.435+01:002010-03-10T20:20:23.435+01:00I only got the dethklok album the twilight pillow ...I only got the dethklok album the twilight pillow was out of stock those fuckersAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-80205273071128877212010-03-09T04:30:45.819+01:002010-03-09T04:30:45.819+01:00It's the Emperor's new pet presentation......It's the Emperor's new pet presentation... and He(it) is screaming... "I ... am ... the walrus!!!!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-67291860337391996012010-03-03T09:55:25.492+01:002010-03-03T09:55:25.492+01:00Look at that awesome tattoo on his hand. I guess i...Look at that awesome tattoo on his hand. I guess it was a sticker he got for free while buying Dethklok album and a Twilight pillow at Hot TopicAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-27134112594677857232010-03-02T23:33:08.244+01:002010-03-02T23:33:08.244+01:00That makes him world's greatest (and heaviest)...That makes him world's greatest (and heaviest) poser....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-18346603016223064342010-03-02T17:16:51.200+01:002010-03-02T17:16:51.200+01:00ive already received death threats from norway hel...ive already received death threats from norway hell detsorgsekalfs first album was based off the first death threat we ever received.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-2544977067331537882010-03-01T19:52:08.434+01:002010-03-01T19:52:08.434+01:00"Samoth himself has seen this and thought it ..."Samoth himself has seen this and thought it was very amusing"<br /><br />That's right, he even asked: "WTF? Some poor whale got thrown out of a sea!"<br />You might become BIG in Norway - they all love cetaceans over thereAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-52768127255908128902010-03-01T15:32:02.436+01:002010-03-01T15:32:02.436+01:00And if you think this is bad wait till metal sucks...And if you think this is bad wait till metal sucks sees the awesome photoshoot detsorgsekalf did yesterday my god if this dose not secure my banning out of norway nothing willAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-68117500358316881832010-03-01T15:29:55.359+01:002010-03-01T15:29:55.359+01:00Ive got many jobs i do many things i am a metal wh...Ive got many jobs i do many things i am a metal whore <br /><br />I run northern storm records i host a radio show, i have my own metal press site, i do tons of band photography, i was on the iron maiden flight 666 dvd, <br /><br />My name is Rob Cranny and i am the awesome fat man you see in this photo. this photo was made in the early years of my band Detsorgsekalf by Adrian Bromley who use to own and write for unrestrained magazine. Samoth himself has seen this and thought it was very amusing but thinks i am in an awful band. <br /><br />Love me or hate me im still gonna keep on rotting in the free worldAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-23844726743035639662010-02-26T13:24:09.436+01:002010-02-26T13:24:09.436+01:00He claims he's got a job. Apparently he's ...He claims he's got a job. Apparently he's the "boss and owner" of that awesome company:<br />www.frameupphoto.com<br /><br />What a loserAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-40059458587514572332010-02-26T06:03:03.783+01:002010-02-26T06:03:03.783+01:00This fat asshole is probably the gayest poser ever...This fat asshole is probably the gayest poser ever posted on this blog, Should we worship him for using Photoshop and putting his shity photo with a famous band?, why does he do it? .... it's clearly ridiculous, as his band, even to be a scorn to black metal, Detsorgekalf it's really pathetic... for being 25 years old, this man seems to be really retarded. He should get a job and quite being an asshole.<br /><br />Keep on fighting assholes like this Metalsucks!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-60755745492018816412010-02-25T20:15:02.664+01:002010-02-25T20:15:02.664+01:00YES IM ON HERE AGAIN!! GO ME
This was a picture m...YES IM ON HERE AGAIN!! GO ME<br /><br />This was a picture my friend adrian made for my awesome band DetsorgsekalfAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6356691108327891146.post-36822935513032581442010-02-25T02:53:57.937+01:002010-02-25T02:53:57.937+01:00fatty mcfattyfatty mcfattyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com