Saturday, February 20, 2010

The Fifth Emperor revealed.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

And he's hungry

Anonymous said...

Deep Throat...

Anonymous said...

^ fuck you, spammer

AD said...

Is that some kind of split or see-through panel on Ihsahn's pants? That's almost as gay as his solo stuff.

Nazgul said...

lol, he blends in nicely.

Anonymous said...

fatty mcfatty

Anonymous said...

YES IM ON HERE AGAIN!! GO ME

This was a picture my friend adrian made for my awesome band Detsorgsekalf

Anonymous said...

This fat asshole is probably the gayest poser ever posted on this blog, Should we worship him for using Photoshop and putting his shity photo with a famous band?, why does he do it? .... it's clearly ridiculous, as his band, even to be a scorn to black metal, Detsorgekalf it's really pathetic... for being 25 years old, this man seems to be really retarded. He should get a job and quite being an asshole.

Keep on fighting assholes like this Metalsucks!!

Anonymous said...

He claims he's got a job. Apparently he's the "boss and owner" of that awesome company:
www.frameupphoto.com

What a loser

Anonymous said...

Ive got many jobs i do many things i am a metal whore

I run northern storm records i host a radio show, i have my own metal press site, i do tons of band photography, i was on the iron maiden flight 666 dvd,

My name is Rob Cranny and i am the awesome fat man you see in this photo. this photo was made in the early years of my band Detsorgsekalf by Adrian Bromley who use to own and write for unrestrained magazine. Samoth himself has seen this and thought it was very amusing but thinks i am in an awful band.

Love me or hate me im still gonna keep on rotting in the free world

Anonymous said...

And if you think this is bad wait till metal sucks sees the awesome photoshoot detsorgsekalf did yesterday my god if this dose not secure my banning out of norway nothing will

Anonymous said...

"Samoth himself has seen this and thought it was very amusing"

That's right, he even asked: "WTF? Some poor whale got thrown out of a sea!"
You might become BIG in Norway - they all love cetaceans over there

Anonymous said...

ive already received death threats from norway hell detsorgsekalfs first album was based off the first death threat we ever received.

Anonymous said...

That makes him world's greatest (and heaviest) poser....

Anonymous said...

Look at that awesome tattoo on his hand. I guess it was a sticker he got for free while buying Dethklok album and a Twilight pillow at Hot Topic

Anonymous said...

It's the Emperor's new pet presentation... and He(it) is screaming... "I ... am ... the walrus!!!!"

Anonymous said...

I only got the dethklok album the twilight pillow was out of stock those fuckers

DIMMUBLACK666 said...

Please post more TRVE black metal pics like Detsorgekalv!!! I mean, if Emperor are cool with having their pic taken with him, he must rule!!

Anonymous said...

Hey detsorgsekalf is my fav band ever you guys are so cool!...not...
Rob Cranny i hate you, i know were you live and im gonna come over and smack the fat outa your piece of shit body you canadian faggot... do every one a favor lose sum weight by shoting yourself in the gut...ya fat fuck...your not metal your just heavy...(thell need a fork lift to carry ya fat corpse to the morgue) go make some gay doom metal ya queer cunt...ps...fuck you...i hate you...posers... die

Anonymous said...

i hate you Rob...but still i think you're hot...when you're in australia call me...love ya...

Anonymous said...

Shallow fucks.

Rob Cranny said...

i love it that peoples only complant is im fat the music is obviously horrible and ment as a joke but the only you can notice is there is a fat guy fronting it. Good for you you can point out the obvious mom must be so proud

Think what you will of me but im a heavy and well respected member of the heavy metal community and give it a few months you will be in line to suck my fat cock

Rob Cranny said...

as for austrailian lady hit me up with an email detsorgsekalf has a following there so maybe

Rab@northernstormrecords.com thats the email feel free to spam as much as you like or send me naked photos ill send you naked photos as well might not be of me but still you give me porn ill give you porn its a a code of honor

Anonymous said...

The Australian "lady" is in fact a fag. He will welcome your invitation though

Anonymous said...

BAH...

I've seen that Fat Man at several shows in recent history, and my guess is he gets laid a fuckload more than any of you posers.

Clit Biter said...

Fat Freak..

Anonymous said...

^He must get laid all the time,m all right. No once could stand upright with that body of a pig for too long

Anonymous said...

Father Nurgle is here!!

Anonymous said...

LOL@Emperor

Sagamore said...

Epic